![]() Sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living.īojack: Yeah. Big Andy falls in love with Pieces of April, so now we watch Pieces of April every week.ĭiane: You kind of made your own bed on that one.īojack: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? Life’s a bitch and then you die, right?ĭiane: Sometimes. Patricia Clarkson’s in it and…”īojack: No. “I’ll give you my Jell-O for a month if The Family Stone goes missing.”ĭiane: I feel like this doesn’t end well.īojack: So, movie night comes around, time for another Christmas in Connecticut, but then, uh-oh, the DVDs gone, what do we do? So Big Andy’s getting really upset, and his guys are all riled, and then I go, “Fellas, fellas, fellas! Why don’t we watch Pieces of April this week? Change of pace. But of course the whole thing is rigged because Big Andy’s favourite movie is The Family Stone, so Big Andy gets his guys to vote for it every week, and so every week we watch The Family Stone.ĭiane: Hold on, whose favourite movie is The Family Stone?īojack: That’s what I’m saying! So, one day I’m like, “If I see Luke Wilson teach Sarah Jessica Parker how to let her freak fly one more time, I’m gonna snap.”ĭiane: I don’t understand, is movie night mandatory?īojack: What am I, a philistine? I support the arts, sue me.īojack: But I know a guy who volunteers in the library, which is where they keep the DVDs. So we have this movie night at the prison, right? And we get to vote on what movies we wanna see. But it better be very funny.īojack: I don’t wanna lie to you, it’s only kind of funny. But can I just tell you a funny story?ĭiane: Sure. ![]() You don’t have to/ You don’t owe me anything.ĭiane: /No, I need to tell you: Thank you. I’m glad I knew you tooīojack: Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if this night was the last time we ever talked to each other?īojack: No. Peanutbutter, even though he’s not in my life anymoreĭiane: I think there are people that help you become the person that you end up being, and you can be grateful for them even if they were never meant to be in your life forever. stage stage monologue theatre theatre monologue monologue scottish monologue female scottish female monologue early 20sīojack Horseman - Male - Mid 50s and Diane - Female - Late 30sĭiane: I’m glad I lived in LA, but I’m not nostalgic for it. You don’t know any o that, do you? Or about dairy herds and set-aside and cereal prices. I know more people from round here joined him than any o them fuckin Highlanders. I know about Charlie an the seven men o Moidart an the genius Lord George Murray an old Jamie the Rover bidin his time in Rome. I know about the Romans an their empire an Agricola an Antoninus an the Votadini and the Selgovae. I’d tae learn most of it myself cause with them it was always, right, we need tae move on now but I never wanted tae. ![]() Sit an listen tae all kinds o subjects I couldnae give a toss about and then they couldnae understand me wantin to know everythin I could about what really interested me. Why’d I want tae prolong the pain o that? They’d never give you a chance to learn what you really wanted tae. You’ll have went, won’t you? You’ve got that look. College? Why no university? I could go tae university. It was you in the dock a minute ago – how’s it turned so quick? See, I was right – sly, sleekit. So dinnae speak without knowin what you’re speakin about – cause you don’t know the first thing about this place.įair got the bit between your mouth now, haven’t you? (Pause.) Least I know where I am an how tae get out.
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